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alyssa
@alyssalynea__
Me: "babe will you make me coffee"
Anthony: "I'll give you 2 dollars and you can go get something"
Wow thanks sugar daddy
Anthony: "I'll give you 2 dollars and you can go get something"
Wow thanks sugar daddy
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alyssa
@alyssalynea__
I swear I check my alarm a million times before going to bed to make sure it's still set
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alyssa
@alyssalynea__
this is the prettiest ring that I'll never get pic.twitter.com/gQuB0QyLCr
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alyssa
@alyssalynea__
Glad to have friends who actually do something about the drunk drivers around here @_kiralynn @breanasturgill
alyssa
@alyssalynea__
I think Trump just did all the emoji faces in 7 seconds. pic.twitter.com/gqqbwJsvFS
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alyssa
@alyssalynea__
Want to be treated like an adult but refuse to schedule my own doctors appointments
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alyssa
@alyssalynea__
is it bad that I'm happy that girls who used to make fun of fat people are getting fat themselves now?
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alyssa
@alyssalynea__
If you can't handle the sass you can't handle the ass
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
