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Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
If you managed to not get COVID for almost two years and then got it right before the new year starts, clap your hands
Retweet of status by @1wordsentences
31 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you managed to not get COVID for almost two years and then got it right before the new year starts, clap your hands ππ½ππ½
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Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
when i say i love nick jonas with my entire heart and soul pic.twitter.com/rJk17D7lhy
Retweet of status by @Iastimefalling
23 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when i say i love nick jonas with my entire heart and soul π₯Ί https://t.co/rJk17D7lhy
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Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
Imma need someone with a professional set up to go out and take pics of the moon, itβs so pretty
20 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imma need someone with a professional set up to go out and take pics of the moon, itβs so pretty π
Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
I worked for Petco for like 3 months in 2016 and they just sent me a check for $170 cause someone won a lawsuit
16 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I worked for Petco for like 3 months in 2016 and they just sent me a check for $170 cause someone won a lawsuit π€£
Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
My brother took a hit of Dmt looked me dead in my eyes and said βI donβt wanna turn into DMXβ like okay
10 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My brother took a hit of Dmt looked me dead in my eyes and said βI donβt wanna turn into DMXβ π€£π€£ like okay
Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
My coworker just looked me dead in my face and said βyouβre really nice all the time, are you on medication?β
12 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My coworker just looked me dead in my face and said βyouβre really nice all the time, are you on medication?β π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
Somebody tell @halsey how much my baby loves her! Itβs her third birthday and of course weβre jamming pic.twitter.com/wr786Y2yrq
Retweet of status by @Shannny_Willett
09 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Somebody tell @halsey how much my baby loves her! Itβs her third birthday and of course weβre jamming ππ https://t.co/wr786Y2yrq
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Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
I canβt wait for this weekend and to spend my birthday with all my favorite ppl
Retweet of status by @alyeeshaquinn
24 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I canβt wait for this weekend and to spend my birthday with all my favorite ppl π₯³ππ
09 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Trump doing a lot of tweeting for a dude who owe me $1200 π€
Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
I wish I could just ctrl shift c motherlode in real life
01 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wish I could just ctrl shift c motherlode in real life π°
Alyssa G
@alyssaxojd
Can this quarentine be over yet I need to go to Ulta
04 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can this quarentine be over yet I need to go to Ulta π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ