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amy
@amyyy1562
My baby needs to stop growing up
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amy
@amyyy1562
Becoming a Mom is the best thing that's ever happened to me
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amy
@amyyy1562
I can't stand people who walk loud. roll your damn foot or are you a fuckin elephant
amy
@amyyy1562
You're a straight up DIRTY CUNT if you are at a dudes house while his bitches shit is literally sitting everywhere.
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amy
@amyyy1562
My unpopular opinion is that chocolate chip cookies should be more cookie than chocolate chips.
amy
@amyyy1562
If you've got a girl don't randomly snap/dm/text me on some bs, I will snitch
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amy
@amyyy1562
Not the type to let ppl do shady shit and get away with it
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amy
@amyyy1562
There is no one I love more than my daughter. She is the only person I'll ever need
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amy
@amyyy1562
My bro in law bought a flag to hang now that trump is president and got a trump chia pet
amy
@amyyy1562
Yall are quick to watch naked women in movies and on stage but even quicker at calling them gross when they take pride in their vaginas
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amy
@amyyy1562
Plot twist: 50 years from now self medicating is so common that sobriety is the new high
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
