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analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
it's embarrassing how quickly people move on these days. you're not in love, you're in lust.
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analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
i feel like i work all the time and i'm still broke af.
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analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
I aspire to be like this when I have a kid twitter.com/analishaa_lynnโฆ
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analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
almost 8 years later, and i'm still salty af. like, we cool, but secretly, i hate you.
analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
*eating at chili's*
mitchell takes ONE sip of a margarita.
him: oh, i'm feeling sluttyyyyy.
mitchell takes ONE sip of a margarita.
him: oh, i'm feeling sluttyyyyy.
analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
Yasss girl reclaim that fucking time twitter.com/nowthisnews/stโฆ
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analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
Idk how y'all shame moms for drinking like do you know what it's like to have the Mickey Mouse song stuck in your head 24/7
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analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
picadillo is liiiiiiiiiife.
analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
Had to chaperone a hernia check! Good lord poor 17 year old got a boner in an instant and almost poked the doctor in the eye!
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analisha.
@analishaa_lynn
Can't wait for novas birthday party tomorrow!
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
