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Michael Green
@andmichaelgreen
"Don't take my picture I look disgusting!"
[sees that picture 10 years later]
"God was I ever so beautiful...?β
[sees that picture 10 years later]
"God was I ever so beautiful...?β
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Michael Green
@andmichaelgreen
DON'T INTRODUCE YOUR CHARACTERS WITH PHYSICAL DESCRIPTIONS BUT WITH THE EFFECT THEY HAVE ON YOU YOU CAβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Michael Green
@andmichaelgreen
Bugs Bunny ββ§οΈ pic.twitter.com/RFANx3jza8
Michael Green
@andmichaelgreen
At long last... the Karnak sets sail..
@DOTNMovie
2/11/22! twitter.com/20thcentury/stβ¦
@DOTNMovie
2/11/22! twitter.com/20thcentury/stβ¦
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Michael Green
@andmichaelgreen
If you've missed going to the movies as much as I have might I suggest an activity for July 30...
#JungleCruise pic.twitter.com/SyXvYMioCK
#JungleCruise pic.twitter.com/SyXvYMioCK
Michael Green
@andmichaelgreen
With the pandemic winding down my anxiety about the Zoom camera switching on while I'm doing something embarrassiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Michael Green πΊπΈπΊπΈ
@andmichaelgreen
Up until 35 years ago writing short stories was a viable profession.
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Michael Green πΊπΈπΊπΈ
@andmichaelgreen
This year I'm really relating to the part of the Hanukah story when β after 3 years of battling the army of a groβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Michael Green πΊπΈπΊπΈ
@andmichaelgreen
For those who like dogs, journeys, or allegories involving dogs on journeys, #CallOfTheWild is now on @hbomax.
Michael Green πΊπΈπΊπΈ
@andmichaelgreen
For those who like dogs, journeys, or allegories involving dogs on journeys, #CallOfTheWild is now on @hbomax.
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Michael Green πΊπΈπΊπΈ
@andmichaelgreen
Read every year at our Thanksgiving table. Poetry.
mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-dβ¦
mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-dβ¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
