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ashlee sorensen๐ฆ
@ash_bombb
I just met a lady who was in a coma for 7 years and she thought her husband was fucking with her when he told her Trump was president
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ashlee sorensen๐ฆ
@ash_bombb
I'm too small for the club life, I get pushed around too much
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ashlee sorensen๐ฆ
@ash_bombb
*at dinner*
Me:do you have hulu
@ash_bombb :glue or the flu?
Me:Hulu
Ashlee:1)gule or 2)the flu
Me: Hulu
Ashlee:why do you need glue?
Me:do you have hulu
@ash_bombb :glue or the flu?
Me:Hulu
Ashlee:1)gule or 2)the flu
Me: Hulu
Ashlee:why do you need glue?
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ashlee sorensen๐ฆ
@ash_bombb
Salt River with the fam
ashlee sorensen๐ฆ
@ash_bombb
Fifty Shades Darker was so good though I'm obsessed
ashlee sorensen
@ash_bombb
@daniellee_hill yeah that's you!! then I'm puking and you're like oh what happened!?
ashlee sorensen
@ash_bombb
someone adopt this sweet baby pic.twitter.com/LYPyXRkPMp
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ashlee sorensen
@ash_bombb
Oh my god, nooooo pic.twitter.com/0ftYjVKALv
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ashlee sorensen
@ash_bombb
True Life: I live with a Trump supporter
ashlee sorensen
@ash_bombb
I can't get over how funny this is pic.twitter.com/ierfyNkaaD
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ashlee sorensen
@ash_bombb
Poor Pam pic.twitter.com/Oh0zR4D7kL
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
