23.
sarcasm
@autocorrects
*walks outside in September once*
Person: good morning
Me: Trick or treat
Person: good morning
Me: Trick or treat
24.
sarcasm
@autocorrects
when you miss someone but gotta cut them off for your own well being
25.
26.
27.
28.
29.
sarcasm
@autocorrects
It's like Reddit and GroupMe had a baby, and I'm loving it. Chat with anyone about the things you love β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
sarcasm
@autocorrects
Have you ever met the human version of a migraine
sarcasm
@autocorrects
why is this so funny to me pic.twitter.com/nhioyvQX33
Funny
@autocorrects
Y'all ever get into these "everything fuckin annoys me" moods out of nowhere??
Funny
@autocorrects
when I get comfortable I talk a lot. no matter what the topic is, I just be talking
30.
31.
32.
33.
Funny
@autocorrects
I either feel no emotions or too many at once ...
Funny
@autocorrects
My definition of "broke" is I got money but it's not to spend
Funny Tweets
@autocorrects
Things I Miss About My Childhood:
No problems
No hates
No shames
No stress
No heartbreaks
No school
Life was easier
No problems
No hates
No shames
No stress
No heartbreaks
No school
Life was easier
Funny Tweets
@autocorrects
I hear a lot of bullshit , but I never sweat it , because when you ask them, they be like "I never said it" .
...but wait! There's more!
23.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
