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Benny
@ben_costello
Donβt spend so much time counting your issues that you forget to count your blessings
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Benny
@ben_costello
First: HOW AWK that I just tapped every friend on this Snapchat map I didnβt realize they get notified!!!!!!!
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Benny
@ben_costello
I have never seen a thread of subtweets that savage twitter.com/lradtke77/statβ¦
Benny
@ben_costello
@DaRealAJCioffi why have I never received your fan mail?
Benny
@ben_costello
Amanda's mom bought her an $11 organic juice
She took one sip, put it in the fridge, and started sipping a Coke cherry instead
She took one sip, put it in the fridge, and started sipping a Coke cherry instead
Benny
@ben_costello
*me addressing the class*
Don't you all just love my outfit??? I really love my outfit
Don't you all just love my outfit??? I really love my outfit
Benny
@ben_costello
β@PlayParentcoach: "Just be the guy you were coming out of high school.β said Siena coach Jimmy Patsos.β but I'm way better now
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Benny
@ben_costello
We're both hot and would easily become a tumblr couple so what's the fucking problem
Benny Costello ο£Ώ
@ben_costello
drooling pic.twitter.com/knowh0XVDH
Benny Costello ο£Ώ
@ben_costello
sexiness through the roof pic.twitter.com/R53Wz0GUZP
Benny Costello ο£Ώ
@ben_costello
When ur walking funny from leg day at the gym and everyone's like "rough sex last night?"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
