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crystal del valle
@bik3ag3
apartment: clean
laundry: washed
dog: pooped
feet: hurt
laundry: washed
dog: pooped
feet: hurt
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literal angel
@bik3ag3
Did y’all know about this pic.twitter.com/r6yC5YznDo
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@bik3ag3
haven’t been DT in 4 months... it’s called growth
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del valle
@bik3ag3
i asked this customer for his phone number & he typed his phone number into the keypad bruhhh i don’t speak beep boop beep
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del valle
@bik3ag3
it’s the most wonderful time of the yr pic.twitter.com/Zu5s7LjUnX
del valle
@bik3ag3
Pure cocaine pic.twitter.com/NbT1akWviI
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del valle
@bik3ag3
watched Home Alone for the 1st time ever sometime last week and now I’m watching Home Alone 2 and omg Macaulay Culkin is so adorable
xx
@bik3ag3
Claw this claw that. Why don’t you claw your way out of alcoholism.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
