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brian mccarthy
@brocarthy
STANFORDPRISONEXPERIMENTS
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brian mccarthy
@brocarthy
WHEN EVERY1 IS FUNNY pic.twitter.com/LGsJE4rPbp
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brian mccarthy
@brocarthy
right now judas is counting his coins, happy as hell, tipsy & feeling fine off jugs of wine, fully unaware jesus is coming back 2 haunt him
brian mccarthy
@brocarthy
if i am good & patient while walking around the store with mother today the man behind the meat counter will give me 1 piece of cheese
brian mccarthy
@brocarthy
it's hard to be wrong...when all you wear is billabong
BRI FIERI
@brocarthy
me and ur dad gonna wear matching LIFE IS GOOD tees this weekend
Briba McCentire
@brocarthy
fart so gud ur dog gets scared
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Brian McCarthy
@brocarthy
me n the ladies that hand out religious pamphlets @ the subway have a nice rapport now, we smile & nod even tho they think I'm going 2 hell
Brian McCarthy
@brocarthy
do you guys tip the bus driver, I do, that's why I'm the only one who gets a kiss when it's time for my stop
Brian McCarthy
@brocarthy
ima good lil pedestrian
Brian McCarthy
@brocarthy
TOP 5 BUTTS U CAN KISS IN 2k15:
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
