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Optimus Prima
@Calypso_Dan
Natalia is soo boring #LoveIsland
13 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Natalia is soo boring 😴 #LoveIsland
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Optimus Prima
@Calypso_Dan
11 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ched with his eediat self had to go and say ‘I luv watermelon slices’ 🤕🤕🤕🤕
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Optimus Prima
@Calypso_Dan
If my man arguing with his ex, that’s her man now! clearly they still have some unresolved feelings & I don’t want no parts!
Retweet of status by @teahdilaststraw
05 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If my man arguing with his ex, that’s her man now😭! clearly they still have some unresolved feelings & I don’t want no parts!
dear promoters
@Calypso_Dan
Another situationship under the belt for Leanne
Retweet of status by @ChendGolden
28 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Another situationship under the belt for Leanne ✅
dear promoters
@Calypso_Dan
Everybody hates Chris Exquisite comedy
10 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everybody hates Chris 🤝 Exquisite comedy
The Connoisseur
@Calypso_Dan
This is how I feel when I rap both parts to promiscuous by Timbaland and Nelly Furtado
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lmfao this Sna… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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lmfao this Sna… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
11 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is how I feel when I rap both parts to promiscuous by Timbaland and Nelly Furtado 🤪🤣
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lmfao this Sna… https://t.co/qfteElevV4
The Connoisseur
@Calypso_Dan
Don’t even think I’ve even seen a black male academic
Retweet of status by @kaitlin_xo_
03 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don’t even think I’ve even seen a black male academic😕
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The Connoisseur
@calypso_dan
Girls do anything for clout, this is not you, this is my friend Chantelle. How embarrassing twitter.com/thechevybritis…
12 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Girls do anything for clout, this is not you, this is my friend Chantelle. How embarrassing 😂😂 https://t.co/jz9qvEDwRw
The Connoisseur
@calypso_dan
“Hi roti” Took me tf out twitter.com/nyctsubway/sta…
Retweet of status by @BajanBeauty8
13 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Hi roti” Took me tf out 💀 https://t.co/WVUR9mQgIt
The Malt Connoisseur
@calypso_dan
And me who says fuck every other word
04 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote And me who says fuck every other word🤣🤣
The Malt Connoisseur
@calypso_dan
How do I claim my refund for uni?
Retweet of status by @itskayybabeyy
18 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How do I claim my refund for uni?😕
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊