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Chris Coltrane π₯
@chris_coltrane
when our naTional anthem plays I stand on my feet, back straight, penis erect, hand on , finger in ass, & sing my allegiance to the Queen.
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Chris Coltrane π©
@chris_coltrane
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Chris Coltrane π©
@chris_coltrane
In certain branches of Costa you can order off-menu & ask the manager to serve you an iced coffee "senza culo" (without ass).
Chris Coltrane π©
@chris_coltrane
COMPULSORY PURCHASE ORDERS ON REGULAR PEOPLE'S FLATS TO BUILD RAIL PROJECTS:
CPOs ON MILLIONAIRE'S FLATS TO HOME HOMELESS:
CPOs ON MILLIONAIRE'S FLATS TO HOME HOMELESS:
Chris Coltrane π©
@chris_coltrane
Scrapping human rights is a much better idea than just rehiring all the cops u fired, or actually listening to folks who report extremists.
Chris Coltrane π©
@chris_coltrane
I wear union jack boxer shorts because I am a #patriot. I rub my balls & ass on our flag as I go about my day because I love my country.
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Chris Coltrane π©
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Trump says "We have much hacking going on", but luckily he has "assembled some of the greatest computer minds".
Chris Coltrane π©
@chris_coltrane
.@theresa_may You are an enemy of facts and compassion, and your ideology is a racist poison. Happy New Year!
Chris Coltrane π©
@chris_coltrane
Reality check to my millenniel followers: put the Tamagotchi down, pack away the Pogs, and get a goddamn job as a senior investment banker
Chris Coltrane
@chris_coltrane
PROTIP: SWP give out placards at protests with "Socialist Worker" on. Grab one, flip the paper to the blank side & write ur own slogans.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
