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clar(issa)
@clariscoll
no YOU just ate a whole camembert wheel for lunch
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clar(issa)
@clariscoll
Join me on Deliveroo and get Β£2.50 worth of free food from your favourite restaurant delivered to your door. roo.it/clarissaod
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clar(issa)
@clariscoll
@clariscoll All deserve to be shipped off to the American south. See how much they like coffee then
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clar(issa)
@clariscoll
@clivezcooper Better not be sarcasm
clar(issa)
@clariscoll
& tonight on #LoveIsland we'll be singing "worried about Mike" pic.twitter.com/DW4XXGBf6s
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clar(issa)
@clariscoll
You mean you didn't know he was in Blazin Squad? #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/lmwDSnVbuL
clar(issa)
@clariscoll
75% turnout among 18-25 year olds. #2017Election
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clar(issa)
@clariscoll
when your thumb is numb and swollen from playing cod zombies for basically 8 hours straight
clar(issa)
@clariscoll
A good breakfast really shouldn't improve my day as much as it does
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clar(issa)
@clariscoll
This past Friday marked 45 years since David Bowie played at the University, then known as the Polytechnic. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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clar(issa)
@clariscoll
mood: need to sleep for 6 years please
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
