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chels @cmillerrun89

Worked 70 hours last week and still can't afford my student loans

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chels @cmillerrun89

So, instead, I am drinking a free beer I found on the coffee table and looking at adoptable dogs online

chels @cmillerrun89

It has been days since our last Cosby accusation.

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of course I'll cater to your every disgruntled request. no, no don't worry about any of mine.

looks like Spyro likes his new decor. #BeardedDragon http://t.co/JYLUlevgnh

“@MensHumor: As you get older you realize that the "cool" parents were actually just bad parents.” ---ummm yup lol

dinner on the deck with the lovely @meg_era http://t.co/PiustGS7cv

jackass on his phone at the pump. I just sat there with my music blasting an impromptu "bitch I'll murder day ass." on repeat. thnx Tyga

SOMEONE COME SWIMMING WITH ME AT PROMPTLY ONE O'CLOCK. OCEAN, POOL, SPRINKLERS, IDGAF

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where @Skety0269 and I met. #Seniors http://t.co/49WEPrEehS

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pretty sure this headache requires an awful-awful.

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*