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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
Awkward moment when a 30 year old hits on you
16 Sep 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
@kelsiisimons awe I'm gonna miss my baby bear so much
31 Aug 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
when you introduce two people and they become better friends than you
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29 Jul 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
I always always always keep it sorry if I hurt your feelings but I really don't care.
28 Jul 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
Can't argue with that pic.twitter.com/5Dejg8tFFu
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27 Jul 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
This is me pic.twitter.com/h8n0JVOChE
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20 Jul 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
Treat her like your princess
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Fuck her like your pornstar
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Fuck her like your pornstar
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06 Jul 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
truth about girls . pic.twitter.com/kc4m5ZZhIu
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05 Jul 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
My entire life has been a lie pic.twitter.com/ULtBPd8rs0
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28 Jun 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
12 Jun 15
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Cortney Hemple
@cortnene
watching karma finally kick in like
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07 Jun 15
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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