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@dawneywawney
Iโve had an injection in my bum. Pretty sure sheโs hit my sciatic nerve.
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TittyBiscuits
@dawneywawney
My legs are hairy and my tits hurt.
Thanks for following.
Thanks for following.
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@dawneywawney
It is good manners to text someone to tell them youโve put a curse on them.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Just yawned and dribbled down my top.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Stop letting your dog lick you on the mouth. Itโs fucking weird.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Lovely pic.twitter.com/xo365j0TKo
TittyBiscuits.
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Iโm going to wish you all a happy new year now, before the phone lines get jammed.
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@dawneywawney
Sad to discover that the man in the video of him sliding down the escalator handrail, survived.
TittyBiscuits.
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What if the 280 character people start retweeting themselves? Thatโs like having 2 wanks in front of a mirror or something.
TittyBiscuits.
@dawneywawney
Iโve decided to have a Twitter Break as Iโm slowly running out of things to tweet
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TittyBiscuits & bats
@dawneywawney
Aw. All these lovely replies from people who have never spoken to me before
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
