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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
(first interrogation as a detective): ok who did this
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
I wonder why Keenan didn't start a cooking show called Keenan and Kale
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
The old me would make you hating bitches boyfriends floss their teeth with my thong .Be grateful that I saw the light.
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
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/ > u want this?
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< \ say you believe in abolishing the police first
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/ > u want this?
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< \ say you believe in abolishing the police first
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
Toilets are so fkn dramatic. βWahhh im going to overflowβ
Bitch bottle it up like the rest of us.
Bitch bottle it up like the rest of us.
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
Iβm in a bad place rn not mentally I just live in Orange County
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
This spandex is getting a little tight. Do you think Zordon will mind if we morph into sweats?
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
Great now turns me on
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
DONT SAY YOU LOVE AUTUMN IF YOU NEVER FUCKED A PUMPKIN
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Jeremy
@dethbycofee
If you ever want to find me just follow the trail of Starburst wrappers
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
