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emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
If you have a kid you seriously have to watch/worry about it 24/7 for 18 years. Yeah I think I'll just be an aunt
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emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
I literally put myself in the worst situations when it comes to relationship all I can do is laugh at myself at this point
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emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
PSA: $5 dollar men's haircuts at Capitol the whole month of June, just in time for summer! DM me to book an appoiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
Being treated right feels so weird lol and that's sad.
emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
If you have ever put your penis anywhere without a specific plan, you need to shut up about defunding planned parenthood.
emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
Under appreciated always
emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
Will pay someone to hit me w their car
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emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
vine.co/v/MMupIxqdHaL seriously tho
Retweet of status by @jaclynbogle
emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
Always remind yourself that not everyone has the same heart as you do.
Retweet of status by @_mysticdreamz
emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
Funny when people tell me I have a lot of hair as if I haven't had to deal with it everyday for the last 19 years of my life
emily
@drunkonHENNEssy
I know I'm two days late but IM SO HAPPY OLIVIA FREAKING WENT HOME LIKE FINALLY BEN PULLED HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS WOOP WOOP
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
