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burberry mary
@ewwmary
@szafanacc but when I say she looks like nikita dragun they get mad at me
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burberry mary
@ewwmary
@nicoo1est I should’ve aired out Whataburger the way you’re airing them out
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burberry mary
@ewwmary
one thing about me, I will start something and NOT finish it I’m a huge fan of just giving up
burberry mary
@ewwmary
when shitty people tweet “why am I still single” um idk maybe cause u terrorize everyone u meet
lovergirl🤍
@ewwmary
If we’re lucky pic.twitter.com/nP6SNMn75k
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mary 🦋
@ewwmary
I’ll never forget folks said DaBaby start rapping as soon as you open Apple Music.
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scary mary
@ewwmary
I wish I had the privilege of dating myself
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mary
@ewwmary
I love being small and innocent looking bc even the meanest people are always super nice to me
mary
@ewwmary
damn I really spent my whole spring break doing homework and going to work, I wanna do hoodrat things too
MERRY MARY
@ewwmary
or the classic: “ omgggg I wish I had a boo to do *insert literally any normal activity that you can do alone* with maybe next year”
MERRY MARY
@ewwmary
You're just making sure I'm never getting over you pic.twitter.com/g3tLU3VgdJ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
