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i'm a hot mess.
@fakehotmess
@ianbeckham15
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i'm a hot mess.
@fakehotmess
Well that was a great Tuesday thanks to my boss.
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i'm a hot mess.
@fakehotmess
Today is glorious. 2 beautiful MMA fighters are getting tattoos.
i'm a hot mess.
@fakehotmess
The boss is coming to wake me up and give me a good morning and then I get to go back to sleep on my extra day off. It's good to be me.
i'm a hot mess.
@fakehotmess
Oh and guess who's getting laid Monday morning...
i'm a hot mess.
@fakehotmess
i'm a hot mess.
@fakehotmess
โ@SoNutSackLow: @fakehotmess shhhhhhh!!!!
No ones meant to know!โ
Too late. I shared
No ones meant to know!โ
Too late. I shared
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i'm a hot mess.
@fakehotmess
โ@BrunetteTxGal: #ImTiredOfHearing "So when are you graduating?"โ
AMEN
AMEN
fakehotmess
@fakehotmess
I feel gross and my legs are jello.
fakehotmess
@fakehotmess
โ@girlmilehigh: If you know me at all, you know the truth in this. http://t.co/WV2L7bcuโ
This lady gets it.
This lady gets it.
fakehotmess
@fakehotmess
@vulgarecard awwwww.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
