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Alfred
@fredtv_
all i need is one shot of tequila to start giggling at the chair beside me i am not drinking a fifth of liquor by myself
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Alfred
@fredtv_
This is how I think my hair looks, but it be looking like a mop twitter.com/fredtv_/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @jumper_julian
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Alfred
@fredtv_
copy & paste the link ... flood the timeline actionnetwork.org/petitions/uva-β¦
Alfred
@fredtv_
now why was there a police officer in the cookout kitchen making his own milkshake and sandwich just now
Alfred
@fredtv_
You are not more deserving of life because you went to college
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Alfred
@fredtv_
iβm definitely a hopeless romantic and it shows
Alfred
@fredtv_
i wasnβt gonna post these but f it pic.twitter.com/co7CuMtgJQ
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Alfred
@fredtv_
and you can go to hell twitter.com/brejanaiy/statβ¦
Alfred
@fredtv_
not fenty but still savage pic.twitter.com/rdZCw3yQXb
Alfred
@fredtv_
chile who tf is taking a midterm? Iβm still referencing the syllabus to remember the title of my courses
Alfred
@fredtv_
just because we follow the same 40 people does not mean weβre friends, I will put my hands on you
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
