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Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
My day ended on such a trashy note: ashy & braless w/my tracks showing under the hood of my truck. Messed up my mani. Eff you Thursday
25 Jul 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My day ended on such a trashy note: ashy & braless w/my tracks showing under the hood of my truck. Messed up my mani. Eff you Thursday ๐
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Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
#Stadium
14 Jul 13
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Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
this is what happened when I asked Siri "what time does Sally's Beauty Supply close?" โฆ http://t.co/WpgQfe6pUv
06 Jul 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this is what happened when I asked Siri "what time does Sally's Beauty Supply close?" ๐โฆ http://t.co/WpgQfe6pUv
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
Say what yโall want about gay besties but my fairy godfather has saved at least 2 sets of tires, a windshield & prevented a forest fire
02 Jul 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Say what yโall want about gay besties but my fairy godfather has saved at least 2 sets of tires, a windshield & prevented a forest fire ๐
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
Flashing back the past 2 wknds & itโs official, @meezybaby27 doesnโt have an ounce of sense; like, NONE
25 Jun 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Flashing back the past 2 wknds & itโs official, @meezybaby27 doesnโt have an ounce of sense; like, NONE ๐๐๐
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
I wish I had a wang to take a leak in a cup or somethingโฆIโm really not โbout pulling over in Mississippi
21 Jun 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wish I had a wang to take a leak in a cup or somethingโฆIโm really not โbout pulling over in Mississippi ๐ฃ
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
Would I be wrong to sit my cup of wine in the cup holder of this childโs stroller?
21 Jun 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Would I be wrong to sit my cup of wine in the cup holder of this childโs stroller? ๐
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Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
stop! RT @MsLightBright: Fresh inspires me to make a sequin Saints leotard. But then I remember Iโm fat and sequin makes me itch.
17 Jun 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐๐๐๐ stop! RT @MsLightBright: Fresh inspires me to make a sequin Saints leotard. But then I remember Iโm fat and sequin makes me itch.
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
RT @KweilynWDSU: I wanted to hug you @freshjohnson! You looked great MTโ@freshjohnson: Oh, donโt forgetโฆWDSU at 10 to check my interview โฆ
17 Jun 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT @KweilynWDSU: I wanted to hug you @freshjohnson! You looked great ๐ MTโ@freshjohnson: Oh, donโt forgetโฆWDSU at 10 to check my interview โฆ
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
Kellen walking around in his drawls, but Iโd much rather see Liz come out of the shower #nekkid
14 Jun 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kellen walking around in his drawls, but Iโd much rather see Liz come out of the shower #nekkid ๐
Fresh Johnson
@freshjohnson
@BooBooDaMFNFool lol! Monday! I promise!
08 Jun 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @BooBooDaMFNFool ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ lol! Monday! I promise!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐