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Maria Diaz
@fufichi
In the bank today: “you have any kids/dependants?”
Me: “I have 4 kids I never planned… my parents and my sisters”.
Me: “I have 4 kids I never planned… my parents and my sisters”.
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Maria Diaz
@fufichi
My wife left me this note the other day. I suppose I failed at explaining what it is I do for a living. pic.twitter.com/8PturPT2p6
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Maria Diaz
@fufichi
That feeling when you think "we should buy a full page in the Times and publish an open letter," and then you do. pic.twitter.com/BQiEawRA6d
Mau Diaz
@fufichi
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all my fellow Canadians ️
Mau Diaz
@fufichi
Que maldito Walt White!
Mau Diaz
@fufichi
Always. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/Mb2PLbkrpY
Mau Diaz
@fufichi
Mi vida es mejor desde que compre medias gruesas para usar en el invierno.
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Mau Diaz
@fufichi
gente atorada que me pasa a 100 km/h en el Crowchild y luego están estancados al lado mío en la cola más adelante. Tómense un tilo
Mau Diaz
@fufichi
@joaquin_win @rmonascal pero si vale, yo voy proponerme ser buena
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
