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Put some food in the microwave and pressed the ‘pizza’ button. It wasn’t a pizza when it came out. I’m not impressed you guys
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ok... send me all those used-up eclipse glasses: cuz daddy's gonna make a spaceship out of em
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Any spiders reading this: I will be wrecking the web you make on my rear view mirror tomorrow morning at about the same time. Thanks idiots
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New favorite fridge magnet. pic.twitter.com/N81zNL8kJn
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Primetime Television, August 4, 1982 (8/7c):
-- 'Greatest American Hero'
-- 'Real People'
-- CBS Reports: Shopping… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
-- 'Greatest American Hero'
-- 'Real People'
-- CBS Reports: Shopping… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
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@johnmoe That’s the exact joke I used to make with my dad when I was 12
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Be happy you live where your kids can get this in their lunchbox from camp and there’s nothing to worry about pic.twitter.com/I7mekMb1tU
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@amandabomb Also, when Drake talks about ‘the 6’, he means his penis, right?
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Currently trying to explain what an urban legend is to my 7-year-old without using Rod Stewart or Richard Gere as an example
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'I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me' • "Middle Of The Road" by Pretenders •… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
