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mel โ
@glockinmyspiel
yโall always talk about mal de ojo and the whole time itโs that man in your life
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mel ๐ซง
@glockinmyspiel
just want to feel wanted by someone other than the police
mel ๐ซง
@glockinmyspiel
muting this bc yโall are scaring me ima just enjoy my 20โs as much as i can
mel ๐ซง
@glockinmyspiel
no one is allowed over at my house anymore... i had 12 roaches and now iโm missing two
mel ๐ซง
@glockinmyspiel
i must be hispanic cause i donโt trust a word a jose
mel ๐ซง
@glockinmyspiel
also i hate that most restaurants now only have the โscan for menuโ option for your phone. i want the menus with the grease stains on it
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melissa๐
@glockinmyspiel
the girl helping me was like are you okay baby
melissa๐
@glockinmyspiel
i apologize to anyone ive ever hurt i hope you can find it in your heart to forgive deez nutz
melissa๐
@glockinmyspiel
90s west coast themed party pic.twitter.com/5CGITdmeee
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melissa๐
@glockinmyspiel
I HIGHLY recommend you try crack, K2, meth, or heroin before you TRY ME bitch
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
