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@heatherjs
I invented broccoli
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@heatherjs
If you don't listen to The Orb while driving in the desert you're missing out.
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@heatherjs
I'm up late, but the weekend is here. I hope something nice happens for you.
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@heatherjs
Stop doing these. I'm too stupid to realise I can't press play.
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🦋 Mrs. Stiff 🦋
@heatherjs
I will always say I am an American.
🦋 Mrs. Stiff 🦋
@heatherjs
@heatherjs :) You are an amazing philosopher of our times. I have always said that! Have a wonderful Saturday!
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@heatherjs
My husband looks so good on TV right now
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Is it wrong to want a cheeseburger for breakfast?
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@heatherjs
I bought my daughter a diamond necklace from Tiffany's and told her to keep it on while she gets her college degree. She's a junior now
🦋 Mrs. Stiff 🦋
@heatherjs
I'm ready to start sparkling 24 hours a day.
🦋 Mrs. Stiff 🦋
@heatherjs
Now is the time to pray for peace. God listens.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
