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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
Hitting the LA BBQ scene today. As it stands I have zero invites but I do have a big Bluetooth speaker and a love of the arts so hmu
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
I'm watching new girl while a home inspector is here and I'm trying sooooo hard not to
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
drunk girl 1: I'm feel really bad. we were mean to each other.
drunk girl 2: what the hell did we even say to each other??
drunk girl 2: what the hell did we even say to each other??
Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
Pulling out of the drive way I hear from the back seat "C'mon mom, light 'em up! Smoke 'em! Burn 'em down!"
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
Facebook stories need to get out of here. It's already a pain to watch both SnapChat AND Instagram
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
Me to my husband just now:
"Tell me my body looks good!"
Him:
"I just did! I said you'd be a good stripper"
"Tell me my body looks good!"
Him:
"I just did! I said you'd be a good stripper"
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
"Mommy, where did you find daddy at to marry him? Was he the best boy you knew? Where will I find the girl I'm gonna marry?" #nottilur30
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
"Mom look how bright the moon is! I just know Paw Paw John made it shine for daddy so he's not sad." #oldsoul #perspective #movingon
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
Not exactly how I though little man would use his karaoke machine, but whatever... pic.twitter.com/t5XskGijSQ
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
KPH "Mom, can you just listen to me?! Can. You. Just. Pay. Attention!?!?" Me "Ok, sure. What is it?" KPH "Nuthin'"
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Jessica Young
@helluvaJessica
16yrold says she's done crying."I'm going to major in environment, minor in poli-sci and I'm going to congress and fix the world." #spunk
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
