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@hillsunn
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it.
So I bought her a candle.
So I bought her a candle.
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@hillsunn
I met a girl with 12 breasts. Seems strange.
Dozen tit?
Dozen tit?
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@hillsunn
Today I made my first money as a Programmer.
I sold my laptop.
I sold my laptop.
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@hillsunn
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Now I'm homeless.
Now I'm homeless.
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@hillsunn
@Sinister_Arushi @just_evolved Sign board me to Titty likha hai na
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@hillsunn
Software requirements from the client are like pic.twitter.com/hd2nXfN1xG
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@hillsunn
@DrBpatel Yes hoi j ne. I was just kidding
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@hillsunn
@NobharGill Wow people who run marathon are really so awesome lets forget abt what you did.
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@hillsunn
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
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Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow!
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Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow!
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@hillsunn
What is the difference between guilt and shame?
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
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@hillsunn
When you see Eiffel Tower pic.twitter.com/ZOF2N5Eati
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
