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@iQuoteComedy
A relationship with GOD. >>>>
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@iQuoteComedy
Don't bother me when
1. I'm eating
2. I'm sleeping
3. I'm on the phone
4. Im texting
5. Watching TV
6. I'm Flirting
1. I'm eating
2. I'm sleeping
3. I'm on the phone
4. Im texting
5. Watching TV
6. I'm Flirting
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@iQuoteComedy
I scroll down my timeline and be like
aww
eww
wtf
damn
ok
lies
my boo
stfu
yep , I just got subtweeted
aww
eww
wtf
damn
ok
lies
my boo
stfu
yep , I just got subtweeted
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@iQuoteComedy
sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i donβt even have a real reason but their presence just bothers me
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@iQuoteComedy
*Gets a text*.
*Grabs Phone*.
*Reads Name*.
*Puts phone back down without replying*...
"Ain't nobody got time for that!β
*Grabs Phone*.
*Reads Name*.
*Puts phone back down without replying*...
"Ain't nobody got time for that!β
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@iQuoteComedy
iPhones need a 3-way FaceTime, a blocklist, a black person & middle finger emoji !
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@iQuoteComedy
Raise your hand if you're still in bed on your phone
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@iQuoteComedy
β Single. β Taken. Doesn't matter, Iβm awesome.
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@iQuoteComedy
*Gets a text*.
*Grabs Phone*.
*Reads Name*.
*Puts phone back down without replying*....
"Ain't nobody got time for that!
*Grabs Phone*.
*Reads Name*.
*Puts phone back down without replying*....
"Ain't nobody got time for that!
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@iQuoteComedy
Why I'm Single:
β Too Ugly,
β Not Funny,
Dick is too big, Might kill someone.
β Too Ugly,
β Not Funny,
Dick is too big, Might kill someone.
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@iQuoteComedy
Ugly People : Taken
Nerds : Taken
Hoes : Taken
Everybody : Taken
Me :
Nerds : Taken
Hoes : Taken
Everybody : Taken
Me :
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
