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Jasmine
@jas_monmon
People who text first then don't reply- I spoke to Satan and told him to reserve a special place in hell for you. He said okay.
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Jasmine
@jas_monmon
I actually get so stressed out when I see how pretty some people look with no make up when I look like a potato even with make up
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Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
Old FaceTime calls with you
Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
Is she even real? pic.twitter.com/hVvNOwDRFW
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Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
Uber driver stole his girlfriend pic.twitter.com/pmkN6RjAEj
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Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
I need to be up in 2 hours and I can't sleep
Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
reason to be alive: justin bieber in a suit and tie pic.twitter.com/hKjBsjGVsp
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Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
@alyncat the New York Apple
Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
Came downstairs to this! Ahh I have the best boyfriend, family & friends. #HappyBirthdayToMe pic.twitter.com/GLOqwTUYC5
Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
"Just bleed on everything he owns." RT @SpeakComedy: real men buy pad pic.twitter.com/dwl2xFvWGG
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Jasmine Tan
@jas_monmon
me when i see food pic.twitter.com/7WB3Mo7QUX
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
