199.
J.A.G.
@jasnormous
My nephew is furious with me. He called me and said where'd you go. I said I had to go back to Maryland. He hung up.
200.
J.A.G.
@jasnormous
This new emoji update shoulda gave us a middle finger emoji, swearrrr I woulda overused it
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JasyoncΓ©
@jasnormous
@mike_lowwwrey lmfao. You're from Frederick I don't wanna hear it!
...but wait! There's more!
199.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
