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Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
When u look up FedEx tracking number it should just always respond with ββ
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Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
Not mature enough to be on Instagram but mature enough to be president...
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Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
Answer is yes because the pot pie was not good
Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
-We have a vaccine
-omg
-Itβs 90% effective
-O. M. G.
-It dies unless kept at temperatures that can only be achβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
-omg
-Itβs 90% effective
-O. M. G.
-It dies unless kept at temperatures that can only be achβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
Will you allow every legal vote to be counted?
Barr:
Barr:
Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
White people:
Put down the bats and the spray paint
If u feel uncomfortable with empty hands, pick up a sign.
Put down the bats and the spray paint
If u feel uncomfortable with empty hands, pick up a sign.
Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
Everybody stanning juan ramirez right now when jeremy was the caller and juan was up next
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Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
I canβt believe this might actually turn me into someone who meditates
Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
Why do all politicians mysteriously develop a southern accent when speaking publicly regardless of where theyβre from?
Jay Brannan
@jaybrannan
Hillary had a cold: SHEβS UNFIT!
Bernie had a heart attack:
Humans are so strange.
Bernie had a heart attack:
Humans are so strange.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
