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jessπΊ
@jessicaa1995_
@LangleyLCFC : if my bet doesnβt come in weβre never having sex again
2 mins later n guess our sex life is history
2 mins later n guess our sex life is history
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jessπΊ
@jessicaa1995_
Finally booked my first driving lesson beep beep
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jessπΊ
@jessicaa1995_
Can't believe @LangleyLCFC filmed every hole at mini gold except my hole in one
jessπΊ
@jessicaa1995_
Someone tell me why I came home without my provisional with a CHIP in my bag
Jess
@jessicaa1995_
Finally getting my life sorted out and under control feels like the biggest weight off my chest
Jess
@jessicaa1995_
Anyone who voted out is a fuckin idiot I don't wanna live in this country anymore
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Jess
@jessicaa1995_
Seen all my family today n all they're asking is when im gonna get a boyfriend loooool grandma I don't need to deal w/ that shit soz pal
Jess
@jessicaa1995_
Sitting and staring at your bank balance on pay day
Jess
@jessicaa1995_
Defo need cheering up
Jess
@jessicaa1995_
It's in the way you look, it's in the way you lovee
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
