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Captain Jess
@jessicakristel
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Captain Jess
@jessicakristel
Sex is great and all but have you woke up from a wild night out with your phone, wallet, and I.D on your night stand?
Retweet of status by @ANCHISGOLD
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Captain Jess
@jessicakristel
Fun fact: my mom forced me to post my acceptance letter on Facebook so all her friends could see
Captain Jess
@jessicakristel
Iβm cramping so bad, I donβt wanna get out of bed but also gotta go be an adult
Captain Jess
@jessicakristel
I told alex I was hanging with the girls tonight and he was like "woooah you actually have friends!" #allmyfriendsaredead
Captain Jess β΅οΈ
@jessicakristel
Might take a chem lab over at Mesa but I really don't want to have to go all the way over there
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
