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Jess Martin
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Tina wouldn't lose a reasonably priced cell phone with a sensible data package, Bob. #BobsBurgers pic.twitter.com/BpRWwLcUip
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Jess Martin
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when he finally texts you but it's just to tell you how crazy you are.... pic.twitter.com/OsYgRSaD2X
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Jess Martin
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Get you one like this pic.twitter.com/AsGfnnUW3B
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Jess Martin
@jessmartin728
Everyone have a safe Memorial Day weekend. Thank a soldier. And thank you to anyone who's served or currently serving
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Jess Martin
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Free my nigga he ain't do shit pic.twitter.com/h2RPApQXpF
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Jess Martin
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This dog didn't recognize his owner who lost 50 pounds after 5 weeks in a hospital until he sniffed him pic.twitter.com/fznRAk8VHI
Jess Martin
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Millennial Cop: whats your emergency
Me: I've been stabbed multiple times in the back
Millennial Cop: damn it be like that sometimes
Me: I've been stabbed multiple times in the back
Millennial Cop: damn it be like that sometimes
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Jess Martin
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Karma works in many different ways
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Jess Martin
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Catch me hysterically crying over that poor old innocent man who was murdered on video for no reason
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Jess Martin
@jessmartin728
Invest in people who invest in you
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Jess Martin
@jessmartin728
i don't care what any of y'all say, this bop will never die twitter.com/MINDOFKORDEl/sβ¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
