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Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
when you're boyfriend doesn't have to be up at 630 but he still gets up to make sure you get up for work
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Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
also I keep forgetting I work at 7 tomorrow and I stayed up too late.
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Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
@amoramethyst done!! when do you start!? we need to celebrate! I'm so happy for you bby you deserve this
Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
@whitleylou77 thanks babe
Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
it only hurts when I laugh
Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
sometimes im like boys
sometimes im like boys
sometimes im like boys
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Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
"oh god I never thought we'd take it that far."
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Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
oops
Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
refrain from making penis jokes to boys you don't like. must. refrain.
Jessica Salas
@jessssalas
using the emoji inappropriately is my favorite
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
