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Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
I spent today reading my book by the pool. It was a pretty fantastic day until I came in & saw my white neck &aviators tanned onto my face.
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Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
Until boys go old-school and just walk up and ask me out, I'm going to be as single as a Pringle, because dating apps FREAK ME OUT.
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Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
Today I sliced my finger open cutting fruit... I just want to point out that I've never been harmed in the making of a bowl of ice cream.
Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
Since muffins are breakfast food,
and muffins are just ugly cupcakes,
then it must be acceptable to eat a cupcake for breakfast.
and muffins are just ugly cupcakes,
then it must be acceptable to eat a cupcake for breakfast.
Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
If you don't wave to say thanks after someone lets you out in traffic, do you always avoid being Jesus-like or just have no manners?!
Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
Crying at Lifetime Christmas movies by noon. What a life...
Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
Today, I am mommy-armed my French bulldog in the passenger seat. What does this say about my life?
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Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
I just realized I have 8.5 school weeks left, and 11 tests. Are there any benefits to doing just 1.25 years of pharmacy school?
Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
Sometimes I really love the south, but then there are times when people type & post the phrase "I seen" instead of "I saw" on social media.
Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
When did I become old enough to have timelines full of new baby pictures?!
Kaitlyn Allen
@kait_allen
I think I'm the only person on my entire Twitter feed that is obsessed with Jordan Rodgers... Should I question my own judgement?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
