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keegs
@keegan624
I just tried to lock the refrigerator with my car keys
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@keegan624
I am a 70 year old woman trapped in the body of a 19 year old. I am so happy to be in bed watching the office right now. It's 7 pm
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keegs
@keegan624
#theresnothingmoresexierthan
the fact that this hashtag is a thing bothers me. it should either be "more sexy than" or just "sexier than"
the fact that this hashtag is a thing bothers me. it should either be "more sexy than" or just "sexier than"
keegs
@keegan624
ALSO, my other friends made me pizza rolls to cheer me up. THOSE ARE THE KIND OF FRIENDS YOU NEED MAN
keegs
@keegan624
I need to stop with my dark sense of humor in front of other people. I think I make them uncomfortable
keegs
@keegan624
Red lips spice things up pic.twitter.com/XXaPOG3b2n
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keegs
@keegan624
@keegan624 you were the best captain anyone could ask for!
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@keegan624
we aren't even quite back yet and I'm already counting down the days to spring break
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@keegan624
"If I had a body like that, I don't know if I'd own a shirt"
Football commentary at its peak right here folks
Football commentary at its peak right here folks
keegs
@keegan624
it really wouldn't be christmas if my grandma didn't give me clothes 6 sizes too big & then say "well honey, you're almost skinny now"
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@keegan624
high quality people for a high quality night @enaidegiap @Alexa_Marie11 pic.twitter.com/7dPB8TCzVe
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
