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Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
I look at myself tanned and wonder how I ever dealt with being so pale
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Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
@ursooola yeah she just went to the bathroom and she'll be right back
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Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
Someone told me they liked my hair and instead of "thank you" I just admitted I didn't shower that night. My parents never socialized me
Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
Eddie has witnessed my family sing karaoke. And now he knows too much about my family
Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
"I have to go home to my kids"
"You have kids??"
"No, I'm sorry I don't know why I said that.."
I'm really great at parties
"You have kids??"
"No, I'm sorry I don't know why I said that.."
I'm really great at parties
Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
I just witnessed a child throw a tantrum, fling himself to the floor and while on the floor, lick the ground
Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
My brother said he'd eat chips and salsa with me and then he fell asleep
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@kristinpark
I need a fucking middle finger emoji and it's not even 7am.
Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
*table next to me full of strangers*
"... and yeah it doesn't help that all kristin's are crazy bitches"
"... and yeah it doesn't help that all kristin's are crazy bitches"
Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
I ate cake for dinner
Kitten Park.
@kristinpark
#LT also that mean no one at school was wondering where I've been for a week SO THANKS FRIENDS IN HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
