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lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
josh kiszka canβt hurt me because heβs not real
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lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
will I ever find a pair of jeans that fit my hips, thighs, and waist at the same time
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lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
guys my age are playing in the Super Bowl meanwhile I am sitting here debating whether or not I should eat another gogurt
lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
when im in public im really out here with the stature of an elf and the confidence of a 6β7β alpha male
lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
forgot I was a bad bitch for a sec but Iβm back on my gang shit
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lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
where are the boys that will be nice to me
lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
my mom just walked into the bathroom while Iβm taking a bubble bath carrying a bottle of my liquor to ask me if she could have some
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Lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
This how it use to be riding the Mean Streak at Cedar Point pic.twitter.com/i5qBK4UH9H
Lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
I'm just a Bill, only a Bill
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And i'm sitting here on Capital Hill
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Lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
snap saw it first pic.twitter.com/vFqQfz0cK9
Lex β‘
@lexxcrouuse
I donβt care how many seasons of riverdale Iβve watched I still donβt like Archie and Veronica together
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
