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Jimmy Buffet The Vampire Slayer
@lololololok
“its” being the possessive form as opposed to “it’s”
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Jimmy Buffet The Vampire Slayer
@lololololok
viral tweet: sex is cool but--
me: you already lost me. sex is a sin
me: you already lost me. sex is a sin
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Jen Cougar Mellencamp
@lololololok
Bored on my lunch break so I told everyone in a huge group chat that yesterday was my bday and they missed it, and now everyone feels bad
Jennifಠ_ಠr
@lololololok
Donothauntaneerielighthousewithyourwailingspiritifyoucannotaccepttheresponsibilityofguidingwaywardshipstoharbor
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Jenuwine
@lololololok
Overjoyed by these beautiful letters. Reading them is one of the highlights of my week pic.twitter.com/qcGchXA0Me
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Jenuwine
@lololololok
Tell me again about liberal tears pic.twitter.com/3ZQ6rlBIQF
JEN ψ(｀∇´)ψ
@lololololok
Me"Tony this is our last day working together, EVER!"
Tony: "Is it really?"
"YES!"
"Cool."
Tony: "Is it really?"
"YES!"
"Cool."
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JEN ψ(｀∇´)ψ
@lololololok
@FingerSteeples I don't have tcm anymore
JEN ψ(｀∇´)ψ
@lololololok
Xmas eve and I can't find my Marc Jacobs glitter stick, rip
JEN ψ(｀∇´)ψ
@lololololok
@lololololok which is literally so awesome, bye haters
JEN ψ(｀∇´)ψ
@lololololok
@jleighorc lmao or when I hated Lana del ray
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
