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patrick doran
@lunch_enjoyer
Patrick just waddled into the room talking about some "i thew up " boy if you don't get your ass back to 2nd gradβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @sweetxpalma
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patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
peep the sticker job on my mew deck pic.twitter.com/0dY8CCtGE8
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patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
didnt put enough water in the cold brew concentrate and now im hyper in 2015 i hit a kid with my car and just kept driving
Patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
im physically and emotionally prepared for my next citibike accident
Patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
the Rapid and PCR test result was negative im going to celebrate this by going out and getting the covid 19 omicron variant
patrick halloween
@lunch_enjoyer
grandpa loves the pumpkin patch! pic.twitter.com/IEIATA8EDz
Retweet of status by @TheAverageJoey
patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
the pilot is turning the plane around so I can go home and grab my floss because i forgot it
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patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
@petercoffin @websiteidi0t omg STOPPPP
patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
at my bodega pic.twitter.com/v6WezuLyKo
patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
love my beautiful cake pic.twitter.com/w9cv1KQin0
patrick
@lunch_enjoyer
just got sugery to become 5β9 pic.twitter.com/rPaAbaYMY7
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
