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Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
today I took a guy's order and in all seriousness he asked me if he could have the fish & chips, but substitute the chips for french fries
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Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
took my roommate's big dog out to pee. new neighbor's were outside as well. she got excited, I tripped and fell on the ground
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Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
this guy at the bar wearing an I Chick-Fil-A shirt is my soulmate
Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
college life hacks: don't eat all day when u go out. save the money and get drunk faster that night. be careful tho, don't die lmao
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Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
my dad shared that video on fb of the annoying blonde talking shit on the millennial generation
Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
people go batshit crazy over breakfast for dinner but I would really rather have dinner for breakfast
Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream would be so much better if it was made with chocolate ice cream
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Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
space heaters are a basement bedroom's best friend
Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
WHY IS THIS ME pic.twitter.com/927Mc06UTo
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Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
may you pass all your finals and your scary WebMD diagnosis be way off
Maddie Grimmett
@maddusa37
this weather puts me in the best mood
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
