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Mal
@malloryloeffler
There's no better compliment than being told you have nice eyebrows by someone who waxes eyebrows for a living.
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Mal
@malloryloeffler
When @tanzania_hart thinks we are talking about Charles Darwin, but we are talking about Charmander
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Mal
@malloryloeffler
FINALLY AN ARREST HAS BEEN MADE! you can rest a little easier now, jodi. canβt wait to see how long these fucks wβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Mal
@malloryloeffler
I feel like Milo would do this @mloeff @ZDiddy21 twitter.com/cuteemergency/β¦
Mal
@malloryloeffler
I can't wait to have my roommate/best friend back next weekend @malloryloeffler your room is waiting for you pic.twitter.com/nZNNdFCrWD
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Mal
@malloryloeffler
I love that the fall weather is back it feels good to have my window open and the cold air coming in
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Mal
@malloryloeffler
Tbt to kelly thinking she looks like a naughty school girl @kelkilpat pic.twitter.com/4XNQ8sObjO
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Mal
@malloryloeffler
"If she ain't wit it, she against it." @malloryloeffler
Mal
@malloryloeffler
If I don't respond to your text I swear 99.9 of the time I legit got distracted by some sort of social media im not mean
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Mal
@malloryloeffler
It's that time of the year where you go into the bathroom and teach freshman how to get the Xs off their hands @malloryloeffler
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Mal
@malloryloeffler
Madison is angry because she didn't realize she bought beer pong floaties, she thought they were pizza floaties pic.twitter.com/p4uk9ifFry
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
