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@materiallight Well done
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Does anyone want any old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?
I've got a lot of back issues.
I've got a lot of back issues.
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โI was accused of ruining a lodge portrait,
But I swear I was framed.โ
But I swear I was framed.โ
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Do you know what really floats my boat?
The upthrust, equal in magnitude to the volume of the fluid displaced by the boat.
The upthrust, equal in magnitude to the volume of the fluid displaced by the boat.
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@materiallight Iโm sticking to that as well!!
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3 Weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since
I've heard nothing since
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@howardparsons74 @materiallight ROFLMAO ! Oh tea, that'll be it
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I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.
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Very annoyed, my parents used to dunk me in a bath of Australian lager twice a day.
Just found out I was fostered.
Just found out I was fostered.
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My grandparents names were Pearl and Dean. But I used to call them Grandma and Grand papa-papa-papa-papa-papap
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As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way...
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
