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@matro
vulcans: …
humans: look now we go 20x faster
vulcans: but u put road in it
vulcans: …
vulcans:
humans: look now we go 20x faster
vulcans: but u put road in it
vulcans: …
vulcans:
Retweet of status by @hondanhon
09 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote vulcans: …
humans: look now we go 20x faster
vulcans: but u put road in it
vulcans: …
vulcans: 🤦🏽♀️
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04 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’d rather live in a world where OS X offers a proper gun emoji and you can’t buy the real thing in stores. But instead, 🔫
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@matro
Pinboard has acquired Delicious. Sic transit gloria fundi blog.pinboard.in/2017/06/pinboa…
02 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pinboard has acquired Delicious. Sic transit gloria fundi 💸 https://t.co/0vDAK0VKbR
01 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @thoronas But it’s okay. Unrestricted capitalism, it works™.
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@matro
@_Onomatopoesis_ @halffullheart @sulu99 @tristanrupert I genuinely don’t remember that moment. But my uncle’s head is still intact, so .
16 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @_Onomatopoesis_ @halffullheart @sulu99 @tristanrupert I genuinely don’t remember that moment. But my uncle’s head is still intact, so 👍.
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@matro
• twitter.com/PeteAbe/status…
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• *click link*
• it.is.whoa.cc/http404
• i.am.whoa.cc/no, Boston Globe. I am no.
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• it.is.whoa.cc/http404
• i.am.whoa.cc/no, Boston Globe. I am no.
27 Feb 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote • https://t.co/hw6bjcMu3l
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• http://t.co/XUvY6aVWxW
• http://t.co/prvb69KAw7, Boston Globe. I am no.
10 Jan 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @mattepp The indentations are for holding pools of syrup and melted butter and etc. and then being a conveyance of the above to your face. 🌟
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@matro
@ShenoaLawrence Excellente
17 Oct 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ShenoaLawrence Excellente ➕ 👍
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@matro
@mattepp @GrantLandram Might I “+1” the all over that?… because yes. My speakers Griswolded all afternoon today.
22 Sep 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @mattepp @GrantLandram Might I “+1” the 💩 all over that?… because yes. My speakers Griswolded all afternoon today.
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@matro
19 Aug 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ShenoaLawrence 👉💜👈
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@matro
06 Aug 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ShenoaLawrence 👉👍👈
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊