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Maura
@mauramalade
Everyone else... canβt wait to get an extra hours sleep
Me... Iβm nightshift and working an extra hour.... #nightshiftproblems
Me... Iβm nightshift and working an extra hour.... #nightshiftproblems
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Maura
@mauramalade
@FatHeadsBeer please change the name of bumbleberry to burpleberry. Thatβs what I keep calling it. xoxo, the east coast
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Maura
@mauramalade
I'll take a pumpkin spiced whatever, please. pic.twitter.com/PfFJYBkSnB
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Maura
@mauramalade
Coworker: *during neuro/orientation assessment* Do you know who the president is?
84 y/o pt: Yes, but I donβt like him. Dumpy Trumpy
84 y/o pt: Yes, but I donβt like him. Dumpy Trumpy
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Maura
@mauramalade
Who else is feeling this way? #Boxycharm #BoxySpell pic.twitter.com/rZuJAgmKMg
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Maura
@mauramalade
@NakedWinesCOM Thatβs why I never spend more than $15 on a bottle of wine
Maura
@mauramalade
aaaaaand Iβm broke pic.twitter.com/JitThEgHOV
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Maura
@mauramalade
@abfabgabrielle Haha I guess you turned your air off and don't want to turn it back on? Had to turn ours back on..... top apartment
Maura
@mauramalade
The first step in my morning routine #tartetalk : @BuzzFeed pic.twitter.com/B2n1vOHZNp
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Maura
@mauramalade
@Jsoosty @DrJenGunter You could have stopped after "I gave birth"
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Maura
@mauramalade
SooOoooo ready! : @TeenVogue pic.twitter.com/e7gSOjtxmQ
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
