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meg
@meganmcphilemy
Hate it when people say they're up for something just to please you then make excuses when it actually comes around
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meg
@meganmcphilemy
Stormzy is sent from the gods
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meg
@meganmcphilemy
Why am I on route to work and not wireless
meg
@meganmcphilemy
Marcel is literally love island's fairy godmother
meg
@meganmcphilemy
Craig is one of them blokes that continuously pop's up on FB with 'hey x' and still don't get the message after 5 years of being ignored
meg
@meganmcphilemy
I am fucking done pic.twitter.com/742u2wX1GF
meg
@meganmcphilemy
Why is it whenever I try and lose weight the only thing I lose are my tits
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meg
@meganmcphilemy
Don't actually need to watch love island later I think my news feed has just told me the whole episode
meg
@meganmcphilemy
Every girl deserves a Kem
meg
@meganmcphilemy
Much rather be back at wildlife off my nut than serving coffin dodgers at the pub in 25 degrees, I'll tell ya that for free
meg
@meganmcphilemy
Get me on that plane
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
