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Another Christmas with @RuPaul’s “Hey Sis, It's Christmas!” stuck in my head
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Someone asked me if I liked Grupo Firme and I thought they meant if I liked group sex. Whole time they were talking about a band
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mfs need to learn to separate the old me from the new me, because we are not the same!
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“Team USA will officially be wearing Kim Kardashian’s “Skims” at the Olympics”
me (a person that doesn’t watch the Olympics: yay!
me (a person that doesn’t watch the Olympics: yay!
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This Chicago breeze feels amazing right now
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Everybody thinks I’m so crazy
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I come from a family of amazing cooks. My moms side and dads side go crazy in the kitchen.
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Phresher’s girl Jen looks like Jojo from Love & Hip Hop Miami with a new wig. we know that’s you girl, you’re not slick #LHHNY
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Stack money and travel .
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I see shit before it happens
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Shuga Cain looks like she dressed up as Ariel Versace for Halloween #DragRace
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
