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Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
Tiffany should see Dr Oz and see if he might be able to remove that disgusting festering boil from her arm. pic.twitter.com/hvjvCKUuEp
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Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
Ummmm maybe it’s just me? pic.twitter.com/3XtKiHyze8
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Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
Dear Buddy Boy,
Daddy saw the pyramids and ate fried crickets in a cave. Wish you were here! Miss you xoxo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Daddy saw the pyramids and ate fried crickets in a cave. Wish you were here! Miss you xoxo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
Owls freak me out. They give me the creeps. Always have. I don’t know why. That is all.
Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
This is how Buddy woke me up on Sunday. He’s so thoughtful. pic.twitter.com/z6v9PrZj1d
Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
18 hours! It’s like getting to the tippy top of a roller coaster And by GOD I’m gonna hold my arms up this time!!!
Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
The elf trap worked! I got one! 🪤 Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/eA113eZ44n
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Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
G’night friends... pic.twitter.com/e8BwYEqNW5
Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
I think this must be how it feels when a 3 year old gets her first baby doll. pic.twitter.com/kBD3L8DIkx
Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
cat vs dog walk challenge. pic.twitter.com/9agana4TGd
Retweet of status by @DinaRybeiro
Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
The final result in PA is going to blow the MAGAt’s Make believe minds.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
